Twas a Few Days Before Christmas
All anyone is talking about is Mother Nature’s tomfoolery.
Where is the snow, the chill, the deep freeze?
Will we ever get to bust out our skis?
Michael and Enzara Guiliano take a break from the mall
The North White Plains pair wishes they started shopping last fall.
He has the Freshchester, she digs Palate Shifter
An imperial IPA so rich, you could sip from a snifter.
Of all the ales and stouts, that’s what Enzara likes best.
With that 9% ABV, she says, “You can tell that I’m stressed.”
Monica and Jim Timmings of Rye stopped by for a brew.
Their kids were all busy, they had nothing to do.
She quaffs the Kolsch, he loves IPAs.
The crisp “295” is one you could drink most days.
Same goes for Tallywacker, a bitter lip-smacker.
Dry hopped with fuggles, it tastes good to us Muggles.
The decorations are up, the Timmings’ shopping is done.
Except for a Captain Lawrence t-shirt for their son.
They enjoy a quiet moment, savoring those beers.
“It’s our first Sunday out,” says Jim, “in 15 years!”
With those sky-high ceilings, it’s the opposite of loud.
Except now and then, when the giant Jenga goes BOOM!
The player’s grave error echoes around the large room.
One group graduated from Pleasantville High
They’re in town for their reunion, four girls and a guy.
All the way from South Carolina is Jessica Cacciato.
A self proclaimed microbrew aficionado.
She eyes the cornhole, says it’s so fun.
But she won’t play, doesn’t want to “embarrass anyone.”
Part of their crew flew in from Santa Monica.
Darn that Adam Sandler, stealing all the rhymes for Hanukkah.
Caitlin Cullen and Ryan Artell are pleased to be back on their home coast.
As Katie Klein, up from Brooklyn, raises her glass for a toast.
Catherine McVey has lots of shopping ahead.
The prospect fills her heart with dread.
At least she has something for her boyfriend, named Reilly.
Something that will make his feet look all style-y.
Elsewhere in the room, Kevin and Deirdre Young pull up a chair.
They drove from Vermont, heading home to Montclair.
The coffee-ish Hopsomniac is the one they are testing.
“I’m not sure,” goes Kevin. “It’s not bad, just interesting.”
They say it doesn’t feel like Christmas with the weather so warm.
When hovering around freezing is usually the norm.
But there’s no snow, no ice, about which to fuss.
Says Deirdre of Christmas, “It will be like 72 by us.”
Fittingly, the house music plays “Wish You Were Here.”
Because this is when you catch up with loved ones for a beer.
Be it a Kolsch! A Frost Monster! The flagship Freshchester!
The beer that started it all in Westchester.
Raise a glass to friends and family and cheer.
Hopefully that glass holds a tasty craft beer.
The most important thing is just being together.
Even if something is seriously wrong with the weather.
Merry Christmas from Captain Lawrence!
—Michael Malone (email@example.com)
Captain Lawrence Brewing, at 444 Saw Mill River Road in Elmsford, is open Wednesday through Sunday. The author is paid by Captain Lawrence, partially in India Pale Ale, for “Notes From the Tasting Room.”